See, that's the problem with putting too much stock in the old days. You remember all the GOOD stuff, but you forget about the time you got spanked by your best friend's mom.

Jeff Kinney
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  1. Time was passing like a hand waving from a train I wanted to be on. I hope you never have to think about anything as much as I think about you. - Jonathan Safran Foer

  2. There comes a time in your life when you have to choose to turn the page, write another book or simply close it. - Shannon L. Alder

  3. Sometimes loneliness makes the loudest noise. - Aaron BenZeev

  4. How sad and bad and mad it was - but then, how it was sweet - Robert Browning

  5. Real museums are places where Time is transformed into Space. - Orhan Pamuk

More Quotes By Jeff Kinney
  1. I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,

  2. There was this book Dad used to read to me every night called "The Giving Tree." It was a really good book, but the back of it had a picture of the author, this guy named Shel Silverstein.But Shel Silverstein looks more like a burglar...

  3. Monkeys can't talk, stupid!

  4. Zoo-Wee Mama!

  5. I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end.

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